Haha look, I’m a human! I’m going to eat breakfast just like they do!
No, I’m just kidding. I don’t like breakfast! I like gas! But I love being in the house with Emma and Sven again!
I asked Emma why humans eat breakfast anyways. Emma said it was because humans get hungry in the mornings after they were sleeping in the night. But that doesn’t make sense, I told her. What does breakfast have to do with the morning? Don’t you just eat when you’re empty and need to fill up on food? Why are humans always empty in the mornings, even though they ate food before they slept, too?
Big Emma is a VW Bus. She was born in 1975 and since then has been on many adventurous trips. She is currently on her most ambitious journey yet, traveling with her companions, Emma and Sven, from Alaska to Argentina.
Big Emma likes gasoline, roads, and Buddy. She’s not big on salt water or thieves.