Emma said I look like a Zombie. So I asked her Why do I look like a Zombie? And she said that was because my light was hanging out the front weirdly.
So I asked her What’s a Zombie? and she said a Zombie is a human who is supposed to be dead. So I asked her What is dead? She said that’s what happens to humans when they don’t work right anymore. It’s like when they take cars to the junk yard. What happens to Zombies? I asked her. Emma said they look really ugly and disgusting and people don’t like them.
I don’t want to be ugly or disgusting at all! Or dead! I told her to clean my light faster and put it back in because I didn’t want anybody to think I was a Zombie!
Big Emma is a VW Bus. She was born in 1975 and since then has been on many adventurous trips. She is currently on her most ambitious journey yet, traveling with her companions, Emma and Sven, from Alaska to Argentina.
Big Emma likes gasoline, roads, and Buddy. She’s not big on salt water or thieves.